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Le Bomb is the 45th mission in the game during the Canonical Timeline and is given by Celestia.

ScriptEdit

Brutus (on Phone) Yeah what do you want?

Luna (Phone) Celestia is angry about some aztecan dude killing her "Special Friend"

Brutus: You Mean Azure Gold?

Luna: Yeah

Brutus: What do you want me to do? Shit on their doorstep, I can do that.

Luna: DON'T DEFECATE ON THEIR DOORSTEP

Brutus: What do you want me to do then?

Luna: Kill that bird or what ever creatively

Brutus: What sticky bomb his house, kidnap him, then let a train run over him, pipe bomb in his exhaust pipe, steal a Helicopter, 'Gulag'?

Luna: Hijack his car

Brutus: Nice Plan, I Like it, 

Luna: I want to tell you something.

Brutus: What?

Luna: I...l....ove you

(Hangs up)

Brutus (Off Phone) That was... Unexepected

--

(Crack House)

Gang Mem. 1: That Nigger stole my Bicycle

Gang Mem. 2: Let's Kick his ass, we'll get the motherfucker

Bike Thief: Oh Shit

Gang Mem. 2: GET BACK HERE BITCH

(Crack House - garage)

Gang Mem.3: It would be a shame if something happened to this Holden Manaro

Brutus: I'm here to take the car motherfucker

Gang Mem. 3: Fuck Off Cunt

Brutus: Prepare your Fucking anus Bitch (Pulls out a Glock Pistol)

(Brutus Shoots the Gang member and Takes the Manaro)

-- Bomb shop

Bomber: So What Exactly do you want

Brutus: Ignition Bomb

Bomber: You're going to do the classic Mafia styled shit aren't you?

Brutus: Yeah, but only against an enemy gang member that fucked off celestia

Bomber: Resonable

-- Montezuma

Montezuma: Baby where going home

Prostitute: Sure thing honey

Brutus: No your not (From a Distance

(Car starts up then explodes)

-- Phone (Again)

Celestia:  Your Fellow Princess here

Brutus: Here's a video of your friend Monte exploding

Celestia: I've gotta suprise for you

Brutius: I AM GOING TO SALUTE YOU

Celestia: Not that, Sports Car, Garage, Yours, Royal Guard ring a bell?

Brutus: YOU WHAT MATE?

Celestia: You'll See, what happened

Brutus: I'll See You when you need something

-- Garage

Tiberius: Brutus Come

(Brutus and Tiberius walk in, and go to brutus Evolution, now heavily modified)

Spanner: It's The Royal Guard's First V12! Start It Up, Screwdriver

(Car starts up, the sound is completly different from what it was, the sound of a M3 GTR)

Spanner: Start the Supercharger

(The Vehicle gives the unmistakeable sound of a supercharger)

Brutus: Where did you get the parts to do this?

Spanner: You know, import, ruined sports cars all that

Brutus: And its Mine?

Spanner: Of Course Moron

Brutus: Go Fuck yourself

(Brutus gets into the car and drives off)

ObjectivesEdit

  • Steal the Motherfucker's car
  • Lose the Gang members
  • Go to a bomb shop, and fit the ignition bomb
  • Park the car in front of his Crack Den
  • Go to the vantage point and Film it with your phone
  • Send it to Celestia
  • Go to the Garage

Loot/RewardsEdit

TriviaEdit

  • The Garage scene is based off of a similar scene from Mad Max
    • The Name of the Pre-ETTLEX Vehicle, the Supercharger and the sound are similar to the Famous Interceptor of the Mad Max Series.
    • One Should note, that Interceptor and the Pre-modified Car appear in Equestrian Revelations

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